My apologies for taking up space usually reserved on this page for Philip Jones, but while I normally find his cockamamie ravings barely suitable as lining for my budgie's cage, his last week's production caused my birdie to die laughing.
Mr. Jones complains extensively about day laborers gathering daily on Elden Street. I'm predicting that in his next stinker, Mr. Jones will propose a non-profit-managed day labor site, perhaps at the site of the former police station. I encourage him to propose this obvious solution to our Town Council.